Anonymous said: take down the porn ads
you know ads are based on YOUR browsing history right
OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF
This kid needs a nobel prize
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
how to be an adult
im sad this was so short because he was about to go so hard
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When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real
– Zoey 101 Theme Song (687,563 plays)
♪ real human being and a real hero ♪
we need to talk about that house loan
It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.
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Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply
NEV IS SO FUCKING EXTRA
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2 notes doesnt pay the rent
instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture
Nicole Richie filling out an online dating profile for her friend Erin.