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– Everybody (427,654 plays)

starscreamsswayinghips:

spacetea:

pheromonerain:

Just wait for it.

fuck

DAMN. IT.

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disggrace:

apatheticghost:

anxiety in one screenshot

the fact that it is 2:14am makes it worse

disggrace:

apatheticghost:

anxiety in one screenshot

the fact that it is 2:14am makes it worse

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(Source: rick-owen, via outwithamy)

tyleroakley:

me attempting humility

 

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

(Source: joydick, via -cigarettestainedlies)

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

(via tyleroakley)

biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

(Source: hyclropump, via tyleroakley)

frekkly:

babyminaj:

where is their Oscar

this was my favorite part of the whole show

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drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

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