my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
i feel so bad and then the end
So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one
Anonymous said: your fav childhood memory?
Not paying bills
Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.