Anonymous said: take down the porn ads

nosdrinker:

you know ads are based on YOUR browsing history right

salma:

yaoibutts:

shavingryansprivates:

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

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emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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tapdancers:

wwehs:

how to be an adult

im sad this was so short because he was about to go so hard

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validx2:

When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real

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genarowlands:

♪ real human being and a real hero ♪

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beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

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ouijaboarding:

Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply

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spjcegirls:

NEV IS SO FUCKING EXTRA 

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racistmom:

2 notes doesnt pay the rent 

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edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

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bricesander:

Nicole Richie filling out an online dating profile for her friend Erin. 

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