you know what’s adorable?
cat feet
look at them
aww little toes
kitties
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There’ a little bit of Salem in all of us
Mostly in my shoes
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i am very nervous for 2013 because 2+0+1+3= 7 and do you know how many nipples hitler would have if he had 5 more???
thats right 7
the fact that they got 7 from 2+0+1+3 …
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i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing
couples should just smash their last names together
so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski
and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous
why aren’t we doing this
WELCOME TO BRITAIN
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worb:
i was looking in the dylan sprouse tag and found a great interview with him about why he and cole left disney
shit
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black mail?? dont you mean african american mail??? this is the 21st century
Blackberry? Don’t you mean African-American Berry.
yes that is what i mean
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My new favorite GIF ever. Harry is the biggest third wheel in the history of life. Thank God for this GIF.
I mean, I just don’t understand where he gets it from.
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These are the heroes of our generation.
If my kid came home with one of these, I wouldn’t be able to get mad. I would pat them on the back and just say “Yup you are my kid” and take them out for dinner.
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MY GRANDMA ASKED FOR A BLOWJOB AT THE SALON INSTEAD OF A BLOWDRY
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there was once a time in my life when i thought 50 followers was a lot
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