olympicstupiditysilvermedalist:

olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.

olympicstupiditysilvermedalist:

olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.

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(Source: mustardhamsters, via lohanthony)

(Source: witneyhouston, via fivegum)

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

(via tyleroakley)

wirelessinfidelity:

geejayeff:

aaajmachine:

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

Yadriel & Maria appreciation post ✿◕‿◕✿

HE SAID MORE THAN HE DID ALL SEASON. I THOUGHT HE DIDN’T CARE. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BEING NICE AND LETTING HIS BABY MAMA SEE THE BABY THAT HE PROBABLY DIDN’T REALLY WANT AND BARELY LOOKED AFTER BUT I WAS FUCKING WRONG. I WAS WRONG ABOUT HIM. HE’S JUST QUIET. THE DUDE IS STOIC AS FUCK AND HE FUCKING LOVES MARIA AND HE LOVES THAT BABY AND IT’S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THE WAY HE GUSHES AND TALKS TO HER LIKE MARIA ASKED HIM TO DO BECAUSE HE WANTS HER TO GROW UP SMART AND LOVED.

But also look at how cute the baby is dressed in each visit. Who did that? Daddy did. But that’s exactly the kind of visual cue that gets lost when he’s getting judged for his bald head, tattoos and stoic (thuggish?) demeanor.

This part made me tear up. The whole time I thought he was “stuck” in the relationship and that’s why he didn’t talk much. And then at the last part I just thought “Awww, he’s trying! He’s talking to the baby like she asked him to.” He may be quiet and not be very facially expressive, but you can really tell he loves Maria and that baby with all his heart. And that’s really touching

(Source: jamescookjr, via put-itdownonme)

chadleymacguff:

imnotjailbait:

#shes like an an alcoholic elementary school teacher

deleted scene from Matilda

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handsumdeville:

highkeygay:

onlylxxxve:

50shadesofkermit:

THIS JUST GOT WILDER EVERY SECOND

I know you warned us but

OMG

Bitch, I truly was not ready for any of that.

(Source: kingjaffejoffer, via slushkittie)

put-itdownonme:

😭😭😂

(Source: sizvideos)

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

(via bayleighiscats)

bricesander:

Nicole Richie filling out an online dating profile for her friend Erin. 

(via fivegum)

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

(via prettygirlsneverdie)

egotisticalgold:

Badu

egotisticalgold:

Badu

(Source: misterand, via deald)

rnackenzie:

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

(via prettygirlsneverdie)

brightness:

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

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(via bayleighiscats)

slimydad:

I can not stop watching this

this video has disrupted my entire day

(Source: rock-n-pizzarolls, via bayleighiscats)

(Source: dysfunctionalbubble, via bigsadbaby)