barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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nihil-sub-sole-novum:

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

nihil-sub-sole-novum:

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

(Source: spacegent, via put-itdownonme)

dangerousactivity:

Avoiding spoilers on tumblr

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nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

(via tyleroakley)

(Source: moonemojii, via bayleighiscats)

teacakes:

herculeanluxe:

jackanthfern:

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teacakes:

herculeanluxe:

jackanthfern:

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(Source: voltaray, via milkxo)

beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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stupidstagram:

EVERY TIME IT SNOWS I CAN’T THINK OF ANYHTING BUT THIS 

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(Source: phoebebuffay, via lohanthony)

lucifersbetterthanyou:

sandslashing:

punkgoesbridget:

cumber-bitches:

peenslayer:

in australia we actually have a tv channel called ‘7mate’

well in britain we have a tv channel called ‘dave’ and if you missed a programme on it, you can watch that programme an hour later on their other channel called ‘dave ja vu’

in america we have this tv channel called FOX and it’s not even about foxes

it just has lies

so that’s what the fox says

(via lostgirlish)

randomlittlespark:

whatever-peasant:

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

12:00am- oh I man I love cheese pizza too!
12:01am- I killed a man once

(via bayleighiscats)

lovestruckliar:

Haha

lovestruckliar:

Haha

(Source: holden421)